As I mentioned earlier today, I have decided to use the beginning of this new month as an opportunity to break free from the bourgeois shackles of traditional art and become a conceptual artist instead.
I present two of my inaugural conceptual masterpieces here today: “Yearning Of The Cosmos For The Zeitgeist Of Postmodern Thought ” and “Gossamer Memories Of Paperback Perdition”.
These works form two halves of a coherent whole and are a post-structuralist critique on the existential meaninglessness of traditional knowledge forms, as well as a sharp critique of the shape of Anglican church collection plates in the years 1901-1903.
Lest these bold anti-capitalist works lose any of their inherent multi-million pound value, this two-part masterpiece will not be released under a Creative Commons licence of any kind.
(Happy April Fools’ day everyone 🙂 Don’t worry, I’ll post some real art here tomorrow.)